A couple of weeks ago, my daughter texted me, “I got bit by a god.”
“You got bit by a god?” I texted back realizing she probably meant dog since she works in doggie day care/ boarding.
She got nipped while breaking up a fight. Fortunately, it was not a bad bite and did not need medical attention. Some dogs are troublemakers. We love ’em anyway, kinda like God loves us. I’m thankful that God rarely bites me and mostly just nudges.
The God and Dog thing reminds me of a song I love and consider it a love song, so I’m offering it for Bee’s
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