Today’s prompt for Stream of Consciousness Saturday is “iron(y).” Use “iron,” use “irony,” or use both. Use them any way you’d like. Bonus points if you use both. Have fun!
First of all, let me get this out of the way: I don’t iron anymore. Period.
Now, to the story.
The bunny was just sitting there on the corner near the house that has been vacant for many years. I was surprised that Marley, my pitsky with a high prey drive, did not see the bunny. We crossed the street and waited. We’re supposed to be working on recall, still on leash, with all our training tools. Still, the bunny barely moved. He or she munched on some weeds. It vaguely occurred to me that God was doing me a favor, but my growing confidence led me to be less vigilant. There’s some irony in here somewhere.
We moved on, heading back toward our house. I (again vaguely) knew there was a cat who lived in the vicinity, but I was confident and pushed the envelope. A cat would be an opportunity to practice recall. Marley realized before I did, that the cat was hiding under an SUV parked close to the sidewalk. Before I knew it, I was pulled to the SUV Marley stuck his head under. The cat’s hissing just excited him more. At some point, Marley must have suddenly responded to my commands, because I ended up falling HARD on my butt. Thank God I did not let go of the leash. And thank God I did not break a hip since I have osteoporosis. But that didn’t stop me from cussing which I rarely do in public. I’ve had coccyx issues in the past so falling hard on my butt is an “Oh —-,” experience.
The young couple of the house came out to see if I was okay, distracting Marley from their cat who had since run up a tree on the other side of the SUV. Eventually I got up and made my way home. That all happened last Saturday night. My butt still hurts, but not as much. I trust my body knows how to heal.
Lessons learned: Don’t push the envelope. BE VIGILANT. Beware of parked vehicles near our path.
The good news is that yesterday, when Marley accidentally got out of the kitchen while Mama Cat was in her safe corridor, he did not go crazy. We’ve been keeping them separated, though I’ve been thinking it might be almost time to let Marley see her on the other side of the pet gate while he is in PLACE on his cot – a command he is learning. While I was doing something on the computer, with Mama Cat in the dining area with me, I noticed Marley was whining and pacing on the other side of the gate.
What?! He’s supposed to be in the kitchen!
I called David to get him back in the kitchen, but at least Marley didn’t go crazy. He acted more like he does when he wants to make friends with another dog or person. So that’s good news, especially since Mama Cat and the SUV cat are both tuxedo cats. I’m hoping Marley will clearly understand that Mama Cat is part of our family.
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June 4, 2022 at 9:21 am
Ouch – I hope you are feeling better. That had to hurt. My wife and I have both been yanked off our feet by the big red dog. It happens so fast, you don’t know until you’re on the ground.
June 4, 2022 at 1:11 pm
Thanks for understanding, Dan. It does happen fast – bam! The healing is in progress.
June 4, 2022 at 9:49 am
Enjoyed your story! Hope your soreness goes away soon.
June 4, 2022 at 1:11 pm
Thank you, my friend. Glad you enjoyed the story.
June 4, 2022 at 10:12 am
HI JoAnna, I felt very hard on my coccyx once and it was very painful. I hope that you are better now.
June 4, 2022 at 1:12 pm
Thanks, Roberta. I am mostly better with some residual stiffness.
June 4, 2022 at 12:16 pm
Oh! Both your animals are beautiful. I do hope you are on the mend now 💜💜
June 4, 2022 at 1:25 pm
Thank you, Willow! I am mending. Seems like something is always mending. 🙂
June 4, 2022 at 2:05 pm
Lol I know that feeling ☺️
June 4, 2022 at 1:11 pm
Hoping that you heal well and there’s no permanent injury to your coccyx.
June 4, 2022 at 8:30 pm
Thank you, very much Rosaliene. I can walk okay at least. I’ve had challenges with sitting for long periods. for a while now. The fall has exacerbated that a bit. We’ll see.
June 5, 2022 at 2:58 pm
Sending healing vibrations ❤
June 5, 2022 at 9:23 pm
Thanks, Rosaliene. I greatly appreciate those healing vibes.
June 5, 2022 at 7:32 am
Ouch
June 5, 2022 at 9:10 pm
Yes. I’m still a bit sore.
June 5, 2022 at 1:06 pm
OUCH to that fall JoAnna.. Lets hope they make friends 🙂 Hope your bruises heal soon too ❤
June 5, 2022 at 9:12 pm
Thank you, Sue. Healing is in progress. 🙂
June 6, 2022 at 3:09 am
That’s good to know 💚
June 5, 2022 at 3:27 pm
Ow! Careful with that hip, especially with your osteoporosis!
June 5, 2022 at 9:41 pm
Thaks, John. I’m being sure to wear sturdy shoes and being vigilant on our short walks.
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June 14, 2022 at 10:49 am
Thanks for sharing!!.. hope you are on the mend and feeling much better!.. the older we get, the longer it takes to mend… sometimes when we are out for a walk, we get so absorbed in the sights and sounds around us that we may overlook some things.. of course, Marley is a little closer to the ground than you are and with his nose may see things you won’t… I am sure over time Marley and Mama Cat will accept each other in their own way… Marley is still learning.. 🙂
Until we meet again..
May your day be touched
by a bit of Irish luck,
Brightened by a song
in your heart,
And warmed by the smiles
of people you love.
(Irish Saying)
June 14, 2022 at 9:23 pm
Thank you so much for your encouragement, Larry. Marley definitely “sees” a lot with his nose and enjoys sniffing